Lesbians Laughing

Where I live in Portland, Oregon, we're experiencing a major winter storm. Schools have been closed for the past three days and the airport for two. A thick layer of ice is covering every tree branch, powerline, car, street and sidewalk in the city. It's hard to step out on the porch without slipping away. I thought it would be great to take advantage of these days stuck at home to catch up with the Ellen DeGeneres show. But alas, the show has been preempted by "Live Team Storm Coverage." Oh, well, at least some of you have taken the time to send me your favorite lesbian jokes. Please keep sending them in.