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Check out these fun lesbian links, jokes, games, trivia and other fun stuff.
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What did the young tomboy ask the waiter?

Here's a new joke about tomboys and waiters.

10 Reasons Gay Marriage is Wrong - Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Wrong

Here are 10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong.

Eggs - A Lesbian Joke

A lesbian is making eggs for her partner...a lesbian joke.

Marriage - A Lesbian Joke

What is marriage? Find out in this lesbian joke.

The Lottery - A Lesbian Joke

What happens when a lesbian wins the lottery? Find out in this new lesbian joke.

Tie Me Up - A Lesbian Joke

One day a lesbian came home to find her wife dressed in a sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she said...

Lesbian Wheelchair Joke

This one is politically incorrect for sure. It's a joke about a disabled lesbian in a wheelchair.

Guinness Book of World Records Joke

Here's a joke about trying to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records.

The Bar - A Lesbian Joke

Here's a new lesbian joke about a man, two women, a drink and a bar.

Lesbian One Night Stand Joke

What do you call a lesbian one night stand?

What's the difference between a lesbian and a dyke?

What's the difference between a lesbian and a dyke? A lesbian joke.

Why Does a Butch Have Short Hair?

Why Does a Butch Have Short Hair? A Lesbian Joke

Mom's Cooking - A Lesbian Joke

Here's a new lesbian joke about a young woman coming out to her mother.

Lesbian Second Date Joke

What does a lesbian bring on the second date - A lesbian joke

Lesbian Carpenter Joke

How can you tell if lesbian carpenters built your house? A new lesbian joke.

Lesbians and Politicians Joke

Here's a joke about what lesbians and politicians have in common.

Lesbian Food Joke

A new joke about what lesbians eat.

An Old Man Walks into a Bar...: A Lesbian Joke

An old man walks into a bar.... a lesbian joke.

Fingers: A Lesbian Joke

Here's another lesbian joke: fingers.

Whales: A Lesbian Joke

Here's a joke about lesbians and whales

Another Lesbian Light bulb Joke

Here's another lesbian light bulb joke.

Gay Joke: Lesbian Friends

Lesbians and gay men are friends. This joke explains why.

Lesbian Joke: Stereotypes

Here's a new lesbian joke that plays on gay and lesbian stereotypes.

Lesbian Joke: Lesbian Humor

Here's a new lesbian joke about lesbian jokes.

Dick Cheney Lesbian Daughter Joke

With the White House Libby/Cheney/Rove scandal, there's plenty of jokes flying around. Here's one with a lesbian twist.

Butch Lesbian Limerick

This lesbian limerick is for the butches.

New Lesbian Joke: Fingernails

Here's another fun lesbian joke about lesbians with long fingernails.

Irish Lesbian Joke

Here's a joke for my Irish Lesbian sisters.

Canadian Lesbian Joke

Here is a joke for all my Canadian lesbian friends.

Femme Tire Changing Joke

How many femmes does it take to change a tire?

Lesbian Femme Sex Joke

What do two femmes do in bed together?

Lesbian Cowboy Joke

A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to a lesbian..

Lesbian Limerick

I love a good lesbian joke. Here's one in limerick form.

Lesbian Vampire Joke

Here's a new lesbian joke about lesbian vampires.

Old Lesbians: A Lesbian Joke

Here's a joke about lesbians and aging.

Lipstick Lesbian Joke

What do you get when you have two lipstick lesbians and a plane that's about to go down?

Le Mis: A Lesbian Joke

Here's a new lesbian joke.

Joke: Penis Van Lesbian

Here's an old joke about an actor named Penis Van Lesbian.

Top 10 Things Heterosexuals need to Know about Gay People

Here's a new lesbian and gay joke poking fun at straight people.

Lesbian Joke: Tasty

Here's a tasy new lesbian joke.

Eskimo: A lesbian Joke

Here's a lesbian joke from Alaska.

Dinosaur: A Lesbian Joke

Here's a new lesbian joke.

QTV Jokes on David Letterman

David Letterman's Top 10 included Q Television Network and what the Top 10 shows would be on this new queer TV station.

How the Grinch Stole Marriage

This is a wonderful take-off of How the Grinch Stole Christmas: How the Grinch Stole Marriage.

Lesbian Joke: Walking

Two lesbians are walking down the street...A lesbian joke.

Earrings: A Lesbian Joke

Here's another lesbian joke submitted by a reader.

Dogs & Cats

How are lesbians like dogs and cats? Here's a lesbian joke that answers that question.

Lesbian Closet Joke

Can there be humor in the lesbian closet?

Lesbian Canoe Joke

What are two lesbians doing in a canoe?

Femme Lesbian Joke

Here's a lesbian joke for the fems.

Gynecologist Joke

Lesbians and gynecologists go together like...

The Tennis Shoe

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a tennis shoe?

The Gravy Ladle

Something shows up missing when Mom comes for dinner.

Butch Joke

Do lesbians have a sense of humor? Here's a joke about butches.

Lightbulb: A Lesbian Joke

Sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our stereotypes.

Lesbian Vibrator Joke

Here's a joke that involves lesbians and vibrators.

The Rash: A lesbian joke

Here's one more lesbian joke.

Gay Marriage Jokes

About Political Human Guide Daniel Kurtzman has compiled some of the best jokes about same-sex marriage from late-night talk show hosts.

Top 10 Rules for Dating at the Dinah

Here's a fun essay about dating at Dinah Shore Weekend.

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