Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean, lesbian?"
Still without looking up: "Does that mean you lick women down below?"
Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon her mother turned to her and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped: "Don't you *EVER* complain about my cooking again!"
Submitted by Brenda R.
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