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Top 10 Rules for Dating at the Dinah

How to Score at the Dinah


Girls at the Pool Party

Girls at the Pool Party

Kathy Belge
Updated April 05, 2012
It’s that time of year again when lesbians from all over the world gather in Palm Springs for the single largest girl-on-girl event of the year. Perhaps in years past you had a hard time scoring that perfect girl for you. Perhaps you were nervous or simply lacked skill in the love department. But this year will be different, you tell yourself. This year will be your year. This year, come hell or high water, you will get laid. At the Dinah 2012, it’s all about the bump and grind… but not without a few simple rules to help seal the deal.

Five sure ways to remain single at the Dinah:

1. Take a dip in the pool while on your period.

2. Share your beautiful 2-person hotel room with 10 other girls.

3. High five Mariah Hanson followed by, “What up girrrrl? Remember me?”

4. Wear your friend’s HRC shirt and pretend you actually donated.

5. Borrow your roommate’s strap-on.

Five ways to score your dream girl at the Dinah:

1. When it comes to marriage equality talk, be careful not to actually propose.

2. Don’t namedrop The L Word cast.

3. Pull your pants up.

4. Don’t beg for free wristbands.

5. Borrow your roommate’s strap-on.

Emily Wilcox is the author of 100 Lesbians Walk Into A Bar…

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