Cops and Robbers, Anyone?
Ok, girls, so who likes to play cops and robbers? You definitely will after watching this movie. (Note to self, another role-playing opportunity.)(Another note to self, how in the heck did I miss this hot lesbian flick when it was in the theatres? Pay more attention!)D.E.B.S., “Crime Fighting Hotties with Killer Bodies”
Amen. Can you imagine if the FBI or CIA was described in this way? How many people would join? Or feign needing help? It’s every girl’s fantasy. Save me! Save me!
Amy Bradshaw (Sara Foster), Max Brewer (Meagan Good), Dominique (Devon Aoki), and Janet (Jill Ritchie) are recruited by the U.S. government to serve as secret agents known as D.E.B.S. Chosen for their innate abilities to lie, fight, cheat and steal as well as, I might add, wag their buns in all the right directions, they are assigned to protect the world from sexy evil-doers like Lucy Diamond.
On a side note, the D.E.B.S. uniform consists of a very short kilt, a very tight oxford shirt with complimentary boi tie, as well as sassy knee high stockings—very Catholic schoolgirl. Very, very enticing. I was hooked immediately. Guess what I am getting the wife for Christmas! Dear Santa…It’s going to be a merry merry holiday.
Amy Bradshaw meet Lucy Diamond
Evidently, the axis of evil is Lucy Diamond and it is up to Amy Bradshaw, the successful D.E.B.S. poster child, to protect us. Funny thing is, ha-ha, she can’t protect herself. She falls “victim” to Lucy’s vixenish villainy. The actual moment when she falls victim is rather blush-worthy. I suggest rewind, replay, rewind, replay.Jordana Brewster, #1 Woman We Love
According to a LesbiaNation “Women We Love—November 2005” poll, Jordana Brewster ranks #1, besting Jennifer Beals (aka Bette Porter from The L Word) and (gasp!) Ellen.
My wife, the Director, would argue that Jordana is the reason to rent/own the DVD. It was rather distracting to watch the movie with her. The first time she saw Jordana on screen, she screamed delightedly, “OMG, who’s that?” I had to listen to her “ohh, ahh, uhm, wow, oh my,” throughout the entire film. I just wish she would utter like that for me. Ok, I admit, I had a few gutturals myself. Jordana Brewster is hot and a steamy gift to the girls.
My Rating
5 stars. I loved it! D.E.B.S. is the perfect date movie or “Friday night stay in with the kitties, glass of red wine, feet up and buttery popcorn” rental!
