- Guest Stars: Alexandra Hedison, Nona Hendryx, the Betty Girls and Cynthia Stevenson
- Music by ezgirl
Los Angeles - About 7 and a half months ago
Episode 8 begins with the Dana/Alice break up. At long last, somewhat explained. Its so clear how much these two deeply care about and love one another. That kind of transcendent love, beyond limits or labelsare they friends? Are they lovers? It doesnt matter the defining. Their story, Danas illness, is going to be tear jerking. Please pass the tissues!
Get out of my bed!
Bette tells Tina to get out of her bed and sends Mama T packing to the guest room. Its evident these two are near over and frankly, just end it now. Ilene and company are setting up thedrum roll pleaseLesbian Custody Battle. Who will get Baby A? Melodrama for Season 4? Im still going with the Tinas evil twin story line because Im finding it increasingly hard to believe that a character can undergo such a drastic change in personality over the course of six or seven months
Oh wait, but then theres Helena who also has undergone a fictional lobotomy. Hmmm. Creative license? Viewer leap of faith? Will Bette the Buddhist become like Shane? Shane, like Tonya? Carmen, like Tim? Is this all one of Jennys perverse memoir dreams? At least, thank goodness for little things, there are no more references to the Carnival.
Max, the Manly Man
Hormonal temper, masculine swagger, rubber penis and all. We get to see Max whip it out in the mens room. A full frontal of fabrication. (Um, eww.) Jenny thinks its time to mark the death of Moira, celebrate the life of Max. She begins planning a party to raise necessary funds for the operations that will complete the transition.