Guest Stars: Jane Lynch, Eric Roberts, Steven Eckholdt, Irene Lopez, Holland Taylor, and Lauren Lee Smith
Six Weeks Later
Six weeks have passed since the passing of Dana and it seems Lara and Alice are still finding comfort for their sorrow in each other’s arms. I’m not worried about that. I’m more worried about the pills Alice is popping to numb herself. How many vicodin do you think Dana has left?Alice doesn’t just want Lara to love her, she wants Lara to hurt her, scratch her, make her bleed. This isn’t your vampire girlfriend Alice, it’s sweet Lara. Perhaps you’d better talk to Jenny about the cutting rehab she just got out of. You can’t numb it forever girl, the only way through is through.
Lesbian Wedding Planners
Is Carmen really trying to marry the most unattainable person on the face of the earth? To the distress of lesbians everywhere, yes, she is. The wedding is next week and Carmen is trying on wedding dresses now? Didn’t she read the Big Book of Lesbian Wedding Planning? You should have done that months ago, girl!Shane meets her Dad
Shane’s up in Oregon City to meet her Dad for the first time. He seems like a nice enough guy. I mean for someone who abandoned his child and left her to live her life out in one abusive foster home after the next. And then when the opportunity to finally meet his daughter arrives, he only comes because his wife made him. Somehow none of this matters to Shane, as she goes to his house and meets his wife and her half-brother named Shay. He liked "Shane” so much, he almost named him that. That’s sweet and all Dad, but it doesn’t make up for the fact that you abandoned her all those years ago.Forgiving soul that Shane is, she doesn’t hold this against him. Instead she invites Dad to her lesbian wedding in Whistler.
